Posted on February 7, 2010.
"Undocumented" baby boomers head to Mexico, what you say, if the reading is forced to skip this question? Dear President Calderon:
As you probably know, the Grand America is rapidly becoming America the Gray. The so-called "Boomer" generation, comprised of approximately 40 million Americans, will soon reach retirement age.
As we age, baby boomers America aspire to a less frantic pace --- and a lifestyle that allows you to pause and smell the roses from time to time.
In other words, baby boomers are looking for "Good Life" which is supposed to benefit those who work for 45 years, pay ungodly amounts of taxes, raising families, getting children to college, and baby-sit grandchildren.
Unfortunately, the U.S. is not as welcoming as in the past to graying citizens, especially now that our economy has collapsed.
As a result, boomers have decided to move to your beloved Mexico.
Knowing that the Mexican government is a staunch supporter of open borders and liberal immigration policies, less than in respect of migration from Mexico to America, baby boomers expect their needs and their wishes will be fully taken into account with minimal interference and bureaucratic hassles.
In simple language, the baby boomers expect to be treated like upscale Mexican citizens, with all the advantages and benefits that accompany it.
Furthermore, we prefer to be called "baby boomers undocumented."
President Calderon, I am pleased to announce that 40 million undocumented American boomers are headed to Mexico!
Viva America!
Current plans call for about 500,000 boomers to cross the border into Mexico each month.
As with any complex transition, there are several ground rules "which should be followed to make the change seamless.
Accordingly, your attention is directed to the following measures:
* Mexico's sovereignty, borders and immigration laws are essentially null and void in respect of baby boomers undocumented. No attempt should be made to enforce these restrictions on the right heart, formerly hard working Americans.
* Undocumented boomers shall receive unlimited education, food, housing, legal assistance, and geriatric care in the application, the cost must be borne solely by Mexican taxpayers.
* Rooms Mexican hospitals, medical clinics and emergency should be required to meet the medical needs of all undocumented boomers, without regard to ability to pay.
This obligation should not be limited or restricted in any way due to actual and projected impacts on the medical systems in Mexico, including the loss of essential services to Mexican citizens.
* While the baby boomers undocumented should not be forced to pay for medical services received, they are entitled to send $ 30-50 billion per year back in the U.S. with impunity. The Mexican government must actively facilitate the transfer of funds to America.
* English is the only language used by baby boomers undocumented; boomers have no desire or obligation to learn Spanish.
* America's historic speech free, free love, and revolution origin with anti-war activists of the generation of baby boomers.
Following the tradition of the baby boom aggressive activism, from time to time it may be necessary for millions of baby boomers to take over the streets of major cities in Mexico to protest proposed new laws when " rights "of baby boomers are undocumented in danger.
During these events, the baby boomers will wave Old Glory and scream "Yes we can!" and "We're in Mexico! in English, as they protest against the rule of law.
All these activities are valid expressions freedom of expression in a thriving democracy. Consequently, the Mexican government is t.
